In the name of the Father

 

and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit.

 

Amen.

 

Let us pray.

 

Father, you have made

 

the bond of marriage a holy mystery,

 

a symbol of Christ's love for his church.

 

Hear our prayers for Bernard and Lydia

 

through your Son, Jesus Christ our Lord,

 

who lives and reigns

 

with you and the Holy Goat...

 

Ghost.

 

One God, for ever and ever.

 

Amen.

 

It's his first time. He's a family friend.

 

Bernard and Lydia,

 

I shall now ask if you freely undertake

 

the obligations of marriage.

 

Bernard, repeat after me.

 

- I do solemnly declare...

 

- I do solemnly declare...

 

 

that I know not

 

of any lawful impediment...

 

that I know not

 

of any lawful impediment...

 

why l, Lydia...

 

why l, Bernard...

 

Sorry.

 

why l, Bernard Godfrey

 

Saint John Delaney,...

 

why l, Bernard Geoffrey

 

St John Delaney,...

 

may not be joined in matrimony

 

to Lydia John Hibbott.

 

may not be joined in matrimony

 

to Lydia Jane Hibbott.

 

Lydia, repeat after me.

 

- I do solemnly declare...

 

- I do solemnly declare...

 

that I know not

 

of any lawful impediment...

 

that I know not

 

of any lawful impediment...

 

why l, Lydia Jane Hibbott,...

 

why l, Lydia Jane Hibbott,...

 

may not be johned in matrimony...

 

may not be joined in matrimony...

 

to Bernard Geoffrey

 

Sidd... Siddun... Delaney.

 

to Bernard Geoffrey St John Delaney.

 

I call upon those persons

 

here present to witness...

 

I call upon those persons

 

here present to witness...

 

that l, Bernard...

 

Delaney,...

 

that l, Bernard Delaney,...

 

do take thee, Lydia Jane Hibbott,...

 

do take thee, Lydia Jane Hibbott,...

 

to be my awful wedded wife.

 

to be my lawful wedded wife.

 

That's ri... That's right.

 

May Almighty God bless you all.

 

The Father, the Son,

 

and the Holy Spigot... Spirit.

 

Amen.

 

Bravo!

 

Thanks.

 

Coming, Bernie!

 

Sorry.

 

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

 

That way?

 

Sorry. Could you two...? Sorry.

 

Sorry!

 

I've got a new theory about marriage.

 

Two people are in love, they live together,

 

and one day they run out of conversation.

 

Totally. They can't think of a single thing

 

to say to each other.

 

That's it. Panic.

 

Then suddenly, it occurs to the chap

 

that there is a way out of the deadlock.

 

- Which is?

 

- He'll ask her to marry him.

 

Brilliant!

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Rowan Atkinson plays the bumbling and tongue-tied priest in Four Weddings and a Funeral, showing his ability to steal a scene with just a few nervous mispronunciations. (HD & With Subtitles/CC):

 

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